Posts tagged: life stuff
I can never answer the “what tv shows do you watch” question without sounding like a freak i swear
"#whenever i’m asked this question it’s always the shows i don’t want to expose that pop up into my mind"
making plans with friends like
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
If ever there was a book excerpt that best described me.
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”