Posts tagged: life stuff
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
A day at Disneyland.
this photo defines the word “chill”
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
say your prayers
me comforting others
Hey! What are you two losers up to? I thought I’d come help.
no lies detected